ChaCha

I like to have fun with ChaCha (the indecisive person's best friend). Below are a few conversations I've shared with it; sadly, they're paraphrased because I have awful memory.

Me: Where should I go for lunch?

ChaCha: Wendy's or Burger King is ok... McDonald's food tastes like they don't care.

Me: Can porcupines shoot their quills?

ChaCha: No, they cannot. [<--Incredibly summarized answer.]

Me: Thanks!

ChaCha: That's so polite!

Me: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ChaCha: Is it an African or a European swallow? Until that information is given I can't give you an answer.